@create Socials
@lock/Basic Socials==me
@lset Socials/Basic=!no_inherit
@lock/Command Socials=ISSOC/1
@lset Socials/Command=no_inherit
@set Socials = !NO_COMMAND
&CMD_ALLSOC Socials=$*:think switch([setr(1,ifelse(rest(%0),ifelse(not(or(match(me self,rest(%0)),match(rnum(loc(%#),rest(%0)),%#))),rnum(loc(%#),rest(%0)),self),null))][setq(0,u(fun_colour,u(fun_replace,v(first(lattr(me/soc.[first(%0)]*))),%#,%q1)))],#-1 NO MATCH,pemit(%#,They aren't here.),self,[pemit(%#,elements(%q0,6,|))][oemit(%# %l,elements(%q0,7,|))],#*,[pemit(%#,elements(%q0,3,|))][pemit(%q1,elements(%q0,5,|))][oemit(%# %q1 %l,elements(%q0,4,|))],[pemit(%#,elements(%q0,1,|))][oemit(%# %l,elements(%q0,2,|))])
&DESCRIBE Socials=Cheetah's MUDlike Socials.
@set Socials/DESCRIBE=no_command visual prefixmatch public nearby
&FUN_COLOUR Socials=edit(regeditall(%0,@\\@(\\w)(.*?)(?=@@\\w|$),u(fun_colour_one,$1,$2)),@@@@,@@)
@set Socials/FUN_COLOUR=no_command visual
&FUN_COLOUR_ONE Socials=ansi(case(%0,g,wh ,b,y ,c,c ,W,w ,d,xh ,a,ch ,R,r ,B,b ,k,x ,N,n ,l,bh ,e,rh ,G,g ,m,m ,p,mh ,y,yh ,r,gh ,x,h ,n),%1)
@set Socials/FUN_COLOUR_ONE=visual
&FUN_REPLACE Socials=edit(%0,$n,name(%1),$N,name(%2),$s,poss(%1),$S,poss(%2),$m,obj(%1),$M,obj(%2),$e,subj(%1),$E,subj(%2))
&ISSOC Socials=t(lattr(me/soc.[first(if(strmatch(regediti(%c,^teach\\s+,),with* *=*,- - 1),%q1,regediti(%c,^teach\\s+,)))]*))
&SOC.ACCUSE Socials=Accuse whom?|$n is in an accusing mood.|You look accusingly at $M.|$n looks accusingly at $N.|$n looks accusingly at you.|You accuse yourself.|$n seems to have a bad conscience.
&SOC.ACK Socials=You gasp and say 'ACK!' at your mistake.|$n ACKS at $s big mistake.|You ACK $M.|$n ACKS $N.|$n ACKS you.|You ACK yourself.|$n ACKS $mself. Must be a bad day.
&SOC.ADDICT Socials=You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'|$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'|You tell $M that you are addicted to $S love.|$n tells $N that $e is addicted to $S love.|$n tells you that $e is addicted to your love.|You stand and admit to all in the room, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'|$n stands and says, 'Hi, I'm $n, and I'm a mud addict.'
&SOC.AGREE Socials=You seem to be in an agreeable mood.|$n seems to agree.|You agree with $M.|$n agrees with $N.|$n agrees with you.|Well I hope you would agree with yourself!|$n agrees with $mself, of course.
&SOC.AIRGUITAR Socials=You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!|$n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix!|You sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!|$n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix!|$n air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix, just for you!|You forget all else as you sizzle the air with your BITCHIN' guitar playing!|$n forgets all else as $e air-guitars like Jimi Hendrix.
&SOC.APOLOGIZE Socials=You apologize for your behavior.|$n apologizes for $s rude behavior.|You apologize to $M.|$n apologizes to $N.|$n apologizes to you.|You apologize to yourself.|$n apologizes to $mself. Hmmmm.
&SOC.APPLAUD Socials=Clap, clap, clap.|$n gives a round of applause.|You clap at $S actions.|$n claps at $N's actions.|$n gives you a round of applause. You MUST'VE done something good!|You applaud at yourself. Boy, are we conceited!|$n applauds at $mself. Boy, are we conceited!
&SOC.BANZAI Socials=You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and brandish your sword for battle.|$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and charges into the fray.|You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' and drag $M into the fray with you.|$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' and drags $N into the fray with $m!|$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!, and drags you into the fray with $m!|You scream 'BANZAI!!!!' at yourself, and brandish your weapon for battle.|$n screams 'BANZAI!!!!' at $mself, and charges into the fray.
&SOC.BARK Socials=Woof! Woof!|$n barks like a dog.|You bark at $M.|$n barks at $N.|$n barks at you.|You bark at yourself. Woof! Woof!|$n barks at $mself. Woof! Woof!
&SOC.BEARHUG Socials=You hug a grizzly bear.|$n hugs a flea-infested grizzly bear.|You bearhug $M.|$n bearhugs $N. Some ribs break.|$n bearhugs you. Wonder what's coming next?|You bearhug yourself.|$n bearhugs $mself.
&SOC.BEEF Socials=You loudly exclaim 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'|$n loudly exclaims 'WHERE'S THE BEEF??????'|You poke $N and exclaim, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF?????'|$n pokes $N, and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'|$n pokes you and exclaims, 'WHERE'S THE BEEF????'|You poke your fat rolls and exclaim, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'|$n pokes his fat rolls, and exclaims, 'Oh, THERE'S THE BEEF!'
&SOC.BEER Socials=You down a cold, frosty beer.|$n downs a cold, frosty beer.|You draw a cold, frosty beer for $N.|$n draws a cold, frosty beer for $N.|$n draws a cold, frosty beer for you.|You draw yourself a beer.|$n draws $mself a beer.
&SOC.BEG Socials=You beg the gods for mercy.|The gods fall down laughing at $n's request for mercy.|You desperately try to squeeze a few coins from $M.|$n begs $N for a gold piece!|$n begs you for money.|Begging yourself for money doesn't help.|$n begs $mself for money.
&SOC.BKISS Socials=Blow a kiss to whom?|$n blows at $s hand.|You blow a kiss to $M.|$n blows a kiss to $N. Touching, ain't it?|$n blows a kiss to you. Not as good as a real one, huh?|You blow a kiss to yourself.|$n blows a kiss to $mself. Weird.
&SOC.BLEED Socials=You bleed all over the room!|$n bleeds all over the room! Get out of $s way!|You bleed all over $M!|$n bleeds all over $N. Better leave, you may be next!|$n bleeds all over you! YUCK!|You bleed all over yourself!|$n bleeds all over $mself.
&SOC.BLINDFOLD Socials=You pull out a blindfold and grin evilly.|$n pulls out a blindfold and grins evilly.|You a tie a blindfold securely about $S head.|$n ties a blindfold securely about $N's head. Must be dark in there.|$n ties a blindfold securely about your head. You can't see a thing.|You blindfold yourself, not wanting to see what happens next.|$n blindfolds $mself, not wanting to see what happens next.
&SOC.BLINK Socials=You blink in utter disbelief.|$n blinks in utter disbelief.|You blink at $M in confusion.|$n blinks at $N in confusion.|$n blinks at you in confusion.|You are sooooooooooooo confused|$n blinks at $mself in complete confusion.
&SOC.BLUSH Socials=Your cheeks are @@eburning@@N.|$n @@eblushes@@N.|You get all flustered upon seeing $M.|$n @@eblushes@@N as $e sees $N here.|$n @@eblushes@@N as $e sees you here. Such an effect on people!|You @@eblush@@N at your own folly.|$n @@eblushes@@N as $e notices $s boo-boo.
&SOC.BOGGLE Socials=You boggle at all the loonies around you.|$n boggles at all the loonies around $m.|You boggle at $S ludicrous idea.|$n boggles at $N's ludicrous idea.|$n boggles at your ludicrous idea.|BOGGLE.|$n wonders what BOGGLE means.
&SOC.BOND Socials=You fix your hair and state, '@@rThe name is Bond... James Bond@@N', and shoot the nearest ninja.@@N|$n fixes $s hair and says, '@@rThe name is Bond... James Bond@@N'. $e then shoots a ninja.@@N|You swoop down through the ceiling, pick $m up and swing out. All the ninjas fall to peices.|$n swings in through the ceiling, picks $N up and glides out the nearest window. All the ninjas fall to peices.@@N|$n swoops in through the ceiling, picks you up and glides away. Your Hero! All the ninjas die.@@|You alert the nearest waitress, '@@rMartini, shaken not stirred.@@N'|$n alerts alerts the nearest waitress, '@@rMartini, shaken not stirred.@@N'@@N
&SOC.BONK Socials=BONK.|$n spells 'potato' like Dan Quayle: 'B-O-N-K'.|You bonk $M for being a numbskull.|$n bonks $N. What a numbskull.|$n bonks you. BONK BONK BONK!|You bonk yourself.|$n bonks $mself.
&SOC.BOOGIE Socials=You boogie down!|$n gets down and boogies!!|You grab $M and boogie down!|$n grabs $N and they boogie down!|$n grabs you and boogies with you!|You boogie with yourself. What a great dancer you are!|$n boogies with $mself. Guess no one will dance with $m.
&SOC.BOTTLE Socials=You open up a cold bottle of brew.|$n opens a cold bottle of brew.|You open up a cold bottle of brew for $M.|$n opens a cold bottle of brew for $N.|$n opens a cold bottle of brew for you.|You open a cold bottle of brew for yourself.|$n opens a cold bottle of brew for $mself.
&SOC.BOUNCE Socials=BOIINNNNNNGG!|$n bounces around.|You bounce onto $S lap.|$n bounces onto $N's lap.|$n bounces onto your lap.|You bounce your head like a basketball.|$n plays basketball with $s head.
&SOC.BOW Socials=You bow deeply.|$n bows deeply.|You bow before $M.|$n bows before $N.|$n bows before you.|You kiss your toes.|$n folds up like a jack knife and kisses $s own toes.
&SOC.BRB Socials=You announce that you will be right back.|$n says in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'|You announce to $M that you will be right back.|$n says to $N in a stern voice, 'I'll be back!'|$n says to you in a stern voice, 'I'll be right back!'|You mumble to yourself, 'I'll be right back'|$n mumbles to $mself, 'I'll be right back, won't I?'
&SOC.BRUSH Socials=Brush what? Who? Where?||You brush out $S hair for $M. Very thoughtful.|$n brushes $N's hair for $M. Looks better now.|@@W$n delicately brushes the hair out of@@y $N@@W'@@ys @@Weyes. Feels kinda nice..|You brush out your hair. There - much better.|$n brushes out $s hair. Looks much better now.
&SOC.BULLY Socials=You growl and demand everyone's lunch money NOW!|$n growls and demands everyone's lunch money.|You growl and demand $S lunch money NOW!|$n growls and demands $N's lunch money.|$n growls and demands your lunch money.|You bully yourself, and take your own lunch money.|$n bullies $mself, and takes $s lunch money away from $mself???
&SOC.BUNGY Socials=You tie a bungy cord to the mud and jump into internet.|$n ties a bungy cord to the mud and jumps into internet.|You tie a bungy cord to $N and throw $M off the mud.|$n ties a bungy cord to $N and throws $M off the mud.|$n ties a bungy cord to you and throws you off the mud.|You tie a bungy cord to yourself and jump off the mud.|$n ties a bungy cord to $mself and jumps off the mud.
&SOC.BURP Socials=You burp loudly.|$n burps loudly.|You burp loudly to $M in response.|$n burps loudly in response to $N's remark.|$n burps loudly in response to your remark.|You burp at yourself.|$n burps at $mself. What a sick sight.
&SOC.BYE Socials=You say goodbye to all in the room.|$n says goodbye to everyone in the room.|You say goodbye to $N.|$n says goodbye to $N.|$n says goodbye to you.|You say goodbye to yourself. Contemplating suicide?|$n says goodbye to $mself. Is $e contemplating suicide?
&SOC.CACKLE Socials=You throw back your head and cackle with insane glee!|$n throws back $s head and cackles with insane glee!|You cackle gleefully at $N.|$n cackles gleefully at $N.|$n cackles gleefully at you. Better keep your distance from $m.|You cackle at yourself. Now, THAT'S strange!|$n is really crazy now! $e cackles at $mself.
&SOC.CANNONBALL Socials=You cannonball into the pool. *SPLOOSH*|$n cannonballs into the pool. *SPLOOSH*|You cannonball into the pool and splash water over $N.|$n cannonballs into the pool and splashes $N.|$n cannonballs into the pool and sends water over you. You are WET!|You bounce cannonballs off your head to show your strength.|$n bounces cannonballs off $s head. Can you say 'nutcase'?
&SOC.CARESS Socials=Who would you like to caress?|$n is looking for someone to caress with $s gentle touch.|You run your hands across $S body, caressing $M.|$n runs $s hands across $N's body, caressing $M.|$n runs $s hands across your body, caressing you.|You lightly caress yourself- wouldn't you rather do that in private?|$n caresses $mself all over- and in public, no less!
&SOC.CATNAP Socials=You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.|$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.|You curl up in $S lap and go to sleep.|$n curls up in $N's lap and goes to sleep.|$n curls up in your lap and goes to sleep.|You curl into a tiny ball and go to sleep.|$n curls $mself into a tiny ball and goes to sleep.
&SOC.CHEER Socials=ZIS BOOM BAH! BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!|$n says 'BUGS BUNNY BUGS BUNNY RAH RAH RAH!'|You cheer loudly: 'Go $N Go!'|$n cheers loudly: 'Go $N Go!'|$n cheers you on!|You cheer yourself up.|$n cheers $mself on.
&SOC.CHEKOV Socials=You speak your best Russian in hopes of finding a nuclear wessel.|$n asks sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'|You ask $M about the nuclear wessels.|$n asks $N sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'|$n asks you sheepishly, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'|You look around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'|$n looks around, muttering, 'Ver are the nuclear wessels?'
&SOC.CHERISH Socials=You cherish the moment.|$n cherishes the moment.|You cherish $M with all your heart.|$n cherishes $N with all $s heart.|$n cherishes you with all $s heart.|You cherish yourself. Getting a bit narcissistic, are you?|$n cherishes $mself narcissistically.
&SOC.CHUCKLE Socials=You chuckle politely.|$n chuckles politely.|You chuckle at $S joke.|$n chuckles at $N's joke.|$n chuckles at your joke.|You chuckle at your own joke, since no one else would.|$n chuckles at $s own joke, since none of you would.
&SOC.CLAP Socials=You clap your hands together.|$n shows $s approval by clapping $s hands together.|You clap at $S performance.|$n claps at $N's performance.|$n claps at your performance.|You clap at your own performance.|$n claps at $s own performance.
&SOC.CLUE Socials=You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'|$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'|You mumble 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'|$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'|$n mumbles 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... $N, aha, a clue!'|You mumble to yourself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'|$n mumbles to $mself, 'DUM-DUM-DUM-DUM ... ah, a clue!'
&SOC.CLUELESS Socials=You chastise everyone in the room for being clueless.|$n chastises everyone for being clueless.|You chastise $M for being clueless.|$n chastises $N for being clueless.|$n chastises you for being clueless.|You chastise yourself for being clueless. What a dweeb you are!|$n chastises $mself for being clueless. What a dweeb!
&SOC.COFFEE Socials=You sip from a hot cup of coffee.|$n sips from a hot cup of coffee.|You offer $M a hot cup of strong coffee.|$n offers $N a hot cup of strong coffee.|$n offers you a hot cup of strong coffee.|You quaff a hot cup of strong coffee. You are WIRED.|$n quaffs a hot cup of strong coffee, getting WIRED.
&SOC.COKE Socials=@@WYou wander around offering a can of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@N.|@@W$n flaunts a can of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W in front of your face.|@@WYou generously give away your last @@gIce @@lcold @@Wcan of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W.|@@W$n gave the last can of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W away, and not to you, Hmph.@@N|@@WWow!! $n just gave you $s last can of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W, it MUST be @@eLove@@N|@@WYou down the @@gIce @@lcold @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W, Yummmmmmmm!@@N|@@W$n @@aguzzles @@Wdown the last can of @@eC@@go@@ek@@ge@@W, Rude!@@N
&SOC.COMFORT Socials=Do you feel uncomfortable?||You comfort $M.|$n comforts $N.|$n comforts you.|You make a vain attempt to comfort yourself.|$n has no one to comfort $m but $mself.
&SOC.COUGH Socials=You cough to clear your throat and eyes and nose and....|$n coughs loudly.|You cough loudly. It must be $S fault, $E gave you this cold.|$n coughs loudly, and glares at $N, like it is $S fault.|$n coughs loudly, and glares at you. Did you give $M that cold?|You cough loudly. Why don't you take better care of yourself?|$n coughs loudly. $n should take better care of $mself.
&SOC.COWER Socials=What are you afraid of?|$n cowers in the corner from claustrophobia.|You cower in the corner at the sight of $M.|$n cowers in the corner at the sight of $N.|$n cowers in the corner at the sight of you.|You cower in the corner at the thought of yourself. You scaredy cat!|$n cowers in the corner. What is wrong with $m now?
&SOC.CRINGE Socials=You cringe in terror.|$n cringes in terror!|You cringe away from $M.|$n cringes away from $N in mortal terror.|$n cringes away from you.|I beg your pardon?|
&SOC.CRUSH Socials=You squint and hold two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'|$n squints and holds two fingers up, saying 'I'm crushing your heads!'|You hold two fingers up at $M and say, 'I'm crushing your head!'|$n holds two fingers up at $N and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'|$n holds two fingers up at you and says, 'I'm crushing your head!'|You crush yourself. YEEEEOOOUUUUCH!|$n crushes $mself into the ground. OUCH!
&SOC.CRY Socials=Waaaaah ...|$n bursts into tears.|You cry on $S shoulder.|$n cries on $N's shoulder.|$n cries on your shoulder.|You cry to yourself.|$n sobs quietly to $mself.
&SOC.CUDDLE Socials=Whom do you feel like cuddling today?||You cuddle $M.|$n cuddles $N.|$n cuddles you.|You must feel very cuddly indeed ... :)|$n cuddles up to $s shadow. What a sorry sight.
&SOC.CUFFS Socials=||||||
&SOC.CURSE Socials=You swear loudly for a long time.|$n swears: @*&^%@*&!|You swear at $M.|$n swears at $N.|$n swears at you! Where are $s manners?|You swear at your own mistakes.|$n starts swearing at $mself. Why don't you help?
&SOC.CURTSEY Socials=You curtsey to your audience.|$n curtseys gracefully.|You curtsey to $M.|$n curtseys gracefully to $N.|$n curtseys gracefully for you.|You curtsey to your audience (yourself).|$n curtseys to $mself, since no one is paying attention to $m.
&SOC.DANCE Socials=Feels silly, doesn't it?|$n tries to break dance, but nearly breaks $s neck!|You sweep $M into a romantic waltz.|$n sweeps $N into a romantic waltz.|$n sweeps you into a romantic waltz.|You skip and dance around by yourself.|$n dances a pas-de-une.
&SOC.DIVE Socials=You dive into the ocean.|$n dives into the ocean.|You dive behind $M and hide.|$n dives behind $N and hides.|$n dives behind you and hides.|You take a dive.|$n takes a dive.
&SOC.DIZZY Socials=You are so dizzy from all this chatter.|$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all this chatter.|You are dizzy from all of $N's chatter.|$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all $N's chatter.|$n spins twice and hits the ground, dizzy from all your chatter.|You are dizzy from lack of air. Don't talk so much!|$n spins twice and falls to the ground from lack of air.
&SOC.DOC Socials=You nibble on a carrot and say 'Eh, what's up Doc?'|$n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'|You nibble on a carrot and say to $M, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'|$n nibbles on a carrot and says to $N, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'|$n nibbles on a carrot and says to you, 'Eh, what's up Doc?'|You nibble on a carrot and say to yourself, 'Eh, what's up $n?'|$n nibbles on a carrot and says 'Eh, what's up Doc?'
&SOC.DOGLEG Socials=You raise your leg and pee in the corner. Rude!|$n raises $s leg and pees in the corner. How Rude!|You raise your leg and pee on $N. Rude!|$n raises $s leg like a dog and pees on $N! How rude.|$n raises $s leg like a dog and pees on you! How rude.||
&SOC.DOH Socials=You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!|$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'|You say, 'Doh!!' and hit your forehead. What an idiot you are!|$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'|$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'|You hit yourself in the forehead and say, 'Doh!!!'|$n hits $mself in the forehead and says, 'Doh!!!'
&SOC.DROOL Socials=You drool on yourself.|$n drools on $mself.|You drool all over $N.|$n drools all over $N.|$n drools all over you.|You drool on yourself.|$n drools on $mself.
&SOC.DUCK Socials=Whew! That was close!|$n is narrowly missed by a low-flying dragon.|You duck behind $M. Whew! That was close!|$n ducks behind $N to avoid the fray.|$n ducks behind you to avoid the fray.|You duck behind yourself. Oww that hurts!|$n tries to duck behind $mself. $n needs help getting untied now.
&SOC.EMBRACE Socials=Who do you want to hold?|$n looks around for someone to hold close to $m.|You hold $M in a warm and loving embrace.|$n holds $N in a warm and loving embrace.|$n holds you in a warm and loving embrace.|You hold yourself in a warm and loving embrace. Feels silly doesn't it?|$n holds $mself in a warm and loving embrace. $e looks pretty silly.
&SOC.ESKIMO Socials=Who do you want to eskimo kiss with?|$n is looking for someone to rub noses with. Any volunteers?|You rub noses with $M.|$n rubs noses with $N. You didn't know they were eskimos!|$n rubs noses with you.|You ponder the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with yourself.|$n ponders the difficulties involved in rubbing noses with $mself.
&SOC.EYEBROW Socials=You raise an eyebrow.|$n raises an eyebrow.|You raise an eyebrow at $M.|$n raises an eyebrow at $N.|$n raises an eyebrow at you.|You raise an eyebrow at yourself. That hurt!|$n raises an eyebrow at $mself. That must have hurt!
&SOC.FACEPALM Socials=You facepalm at what just happened.|$n facepalms at what just happened.|You facepalm at what $N just did.|$n facepalms at what $N just did.|$n facepalms at what you just did.|You facepalm at your own stupidity.|$n facepalms at $s own stupidity.
&SOC.FAINT Socials=You feel dizzy and hit the ground like a board.|$n's eyes roll back in $s head and $e crumples to the ground.|You faint into $S arms.|$n faints into $N's arms.|$n faints into your arms. How romantic.|You look down at your condition and faint.|$n looks down at $s condition and faints dead away.
&SOC.FAKEREP Socials=You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.|$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.|You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.|$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.|$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.|You report: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.|$n reports: 12874/13103 hp 9238/10230 mana 2483/3451 mv 2.31E13 xp.
&SOC.FART Socials=Where are your manners?|$n lets off a real rip-roarer ... a greenish cloud envelops $n!|You fart at $M. Boy, you are sick.|$n farts in $N's direction. Better flee before $e turns to you!|$n farts in your direction. You gasp for air.|You fart at yourself. You deserve it.|$n farts at $mself. Better $m than you.
&SOC.FATALITY Socials=@@dA strange voice intones:@@R'Fatality, $n wins'@@N|@@dA strange voice intones:@@R'Fatality, $n wins.'@@N|@@dYou tear $N's heart out, hold it aloft and a voice intones: @@R'Fatality, $n wins.'@@N|$n holds $N's heart aloft as a voice intones: @@R'Fatality, $n wins.'@@N|@@d$n tears your chest-rended heart aloft as a voice intones: @@R'Fatality, $n wins.'@@N|@@dYou tear your heart out of your chest and hold it aloft screaming, @@R'FATALITY! I WIN!'@@N And crumple in a heap to the ground.@@N|@@d$n tears $s own heart out his chest, holds it aloft and screams, @@R'FATALITY! I WIN!'@@d $e collapses in a heap.@@N
&SOC.FBI Socials=You drive up in a black sedan and step out in a badge and trench-coat flourish.@@N|$n drives up in a black sedan and steps out, badge and trenchcoat aflourish.@@N|You flash your badge at $N and state, "You're coming with me...'|$n flashes $s badge at $N and states, "@@yFBI... you're coming with me!@@N"@@N|$n flashes his badge at you and states, "@@yFBI.. you're coming with me!@@N"@@N|You identify yourself as an FBI agent.|$n flashes his badge and states, "@@yThe name is $n, i work for the FBI and I'd like to ask you some questions.@@N"@@N
&SOC.FLASH Socials=You flash your naked body at the gawking crowd.|$n flashes $s naked body at everyone. Gasp!|You flash your naked body at $M.|$n flashes $s naked body at $N. Aren't you jealous?|$n flashes $s naked body at you. Everyone else is jealous.|You flash your naked body at yourself. How strange.|$n is looking down $s shirt and grinning. Very wierd!
&SOC.FLEX Socials=You flex your bulging muscles at the beach crowd.|$n flexes $s muscles and puts yours to shame!|You flex your bulging muscles at $M.|$n flexes $s muscles at $N.|$n flexes $s muscles at you. $n must be trying to impress you.|You flex your muscles at yourself. Wow, you are HUGE!|$n flexes $s muscles at $mself. How narcissistic!
&SOC.FLIP Socials=You flip head over heels.|$n flips head over heels.|You flip $M over your shoulder.|$n flips $N over $s shoulder.|$n flips you over $s shoulder. Hmmmm.|You tumble all over the room.|$n does some nice tumbling and gymnastics.
&SOC.FLIRT Socials=Wink wink!|$n flirts -- probably needs a date, huh?|You flirt with $M.|$n flirts with $N.|$n wants you to show some interest and is flirting with you.|You flirt with yourself.|$n flirts with $mself. Hoo boy.
&SOC.FLUTTER Socials=You flutter your eyelashes.|$n flutters $s eyelashes.|You flutter your eyelashes at $M.|$n flutters $s eyelashes in $N's direction.|$n looks at you and flutters $s eyelashes.|You flutter your eyelashes at the thought of yourself.|$n flutters $s eyelashes at no one in particular.
&SOC.FONDLE Socials=Who needs to be fondled?||You fondly fondle $M.|$n fondly fondles $N.|$n fondly fondles you.|You fondly fondle yourself, feels funny doesn't it ?|$n fondly fondles $mself - this is going too far !!
&SOC.FRENCH Socials=Kiss whom?||You give $N a long and passionate kiss.|$n kisses $N passionately.|$n gives you a long and passionate kiss.|You gather yourself in your arms and try to kiss yourself.|$n makes an attempt at kissing $mself.
&SOC.FROWN Socials=What's bothering you ?|$n frowns.|You frown at what $E did.|$n frowns at what $N did.|$n frowns at what you did.|You frown at yourself. Poor baby.|$n frowns at $mself. Poor baby.
&SOC.FUME Socials=You grit your teeth and fume with rage.|$n grits $s teeth and fumes with rage.|You stare at $M, fuming.|$n stares at $N, fuming with rage.|$n stares at you, fuming with rage!|That's right - hate yourself!|$n clenches $s fists and stomps $s feet, fuming with anger.
&SOC.GAG Socials=You gag in disgust.|$n gags in disgust.|You stuff a sock in $S mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!|$n stuffs a sock in $N's mouth, gagging $M. Ahhhhhhh...sweet silence!|$n gags your mouth with a sock. Everyone enjoys a moment of silence.|You gag yourself with a sock before you say something you might regret.|$n gags $mself with a sock before $e says something $e might regret.
&SOC.GARTH Socials=You will give your weapons away....NOT.|$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'|You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'|$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'|$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'|You yell 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'|$n yells 'WAYNE'S WORLD WAYNE'S WORLD -- PARTY TIME! EXCELLENT!'
&SOC.GASP Socials=You gasp in astonishment.|$n gasps in astonishment.|You gasp as you realize what $E did.|$n gasps as $e realizes what $N did.|$n gasps as $e realizes what you did.|You look at yourself and gasp!|$n takes one look at $mself and gasps in astonishment!
&SOC.GAWK Socials=You gawk at evryone around you.|$n gawks at everyone in the room.|You gawk at $M.|$n gawks at $N.|$n gawks at you.|You gawk as you think what you must look like to others.|$n is gawking again. What is on $s mind?
&SOC.GERMAN Socials=You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer.|$n says 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?|You speak your best German to $M in hopes of getting a beer.|$n says to $N, 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?|$n says to you, 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?|You speak your best German in hopes of getting a beer.|$n says 'Du bist das hundchen!' What the hell?
&SOC.GHUG Socials=GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!|$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!|GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!|$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!|$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!|GROUP HUG! GROUP HUG!|$n hugs you all in a big group hug. How sweet!
&SOC.GIGGLE Socials=You giggle.|$n giggles.|You giggle in $S presence.|$n giggles at $N's actions.|$n giggles at you. Hope it's not contagious!|You giggle at yourself. You must be nervous or something.|$n giggles at $mself. $e must be nervous or something.
&SOC.GLARE Socials=You glare at nothing in particular.|$n glares around $m.|You glare icily at $M.|$n glares at $N.|$n glares icily at you, you feel cold to your bones.|You glare icily at your feet, they are suddenly very cold.|$n glares at $s feet, what is bothering $m?
&SOC.GLICK Socials=You lick everyone in one big lick.|$n licks you all in one big lick.|You lick everyone in one big lick.|$n licks you all in one big lick.|$n licks you all in one big lick.|You lick everyone in one big lick.|$n licks you all in one big lick.
&SOC.GOOSE Socials=You honk like a goose.|$n honks like a goose.|You goose $S luscious bottom.|$n gooses $N's soft behind.|$n squeezes your tush. Oh my!|You goose yourself.|$n gooses $mself. Yuck.
&SOC.GRIMACE Socials=You contort your face in disgust.|$n grimaces in disgust.|You grimace in disgust at $M.|$n grimaces in disgust at $N.|$n grimaces in disgust at you.|You grimace at yourself in disgust.|$n grimaces at $mself in disgust.
&SOC.GRIN Socials=You grin evilly.|$n grins evilly.|You grin evilly at $M.|$n grins evilly at $N.|$n grins evilly at you. Hmmm. Better keep your distance.|You grin at yourself. You must be getting very bad thoughts.|$n grins at $mself. You must wonder what's in $s mind.
&SOC.GROAN Socials=You groan loudly.|$n groans loudly.|You groan at the sight of $M.|$n groans at the sight of $N.|$n groans at the sight of you.|You groan as you realize what you have done.|$n groans as $e realizes what $e has done.
&SOC.GROVEL Socials=You grovel in the dirt.|$n grovels in the dirt.|You grovel before $M.|$n grovels in the dirt before $N.|$n grovels in the dirt before you.|That seems a little silly to me.|
&SOC.GROWL Socials=Grrrrrrrrrr ...|$n growls.|Grrrrrrrrrr ... take that, $N!|$n growls at $N. Better leave the room before the fighting starts.|$n growls at you. Hey, two can play it that way!|You growl at yourself. Boy, do you feel bitter!|$n growls at $mself. This could get interesting...
&SOC.GRUMBLE Socials=You grumble.|$n grumbles.|You grumble to $M.|$n grumbles to $N.|$n grumbles to you.|You grumble under your breath.|$n grumbles under $s breath.
&SOC.GRUNT Socials=GRNNNHTTTT.|$n grunts like a pig.|GRNNNHTTTT.|$n grunts to $N. What a pig!|$n grunts to you. What a pig!|GRNNNHTTTT.|$n grunts to $mself. What a pig!
&SOC.HAKUNA Socials=Hakuna Matata!|$n sings out 'Hakuna Matata!'|You show $N the truth of Hakuna Matata!|$n sings out 'Hakuna Matata!' with $N.|$n sidles up to you and cheerily sings 'Hakuna Matata!'|Hakuna.. what was that word?|$n reminds $sself 'Hakuna Matata!' and smiles.
&SOC.HALO Socials=An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.|An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.|You project an aura of heavenly light above $S head.|$n projects an aura of heavenly light above $N's head.|$n projects an aura of heavenly light above your head.|An aura of heavenly light appears above your head.|An aura of heavenly light appears above $n's head.
&SOC.HAND Socials=Kiss whose hand?||You kiss $S hand.|$n kisses $N's hand. How continental!|$n kisses your hand. How continental!|You kiss your own hand.|$n kisses $s own hand.
&SOC.HANDCUFF Socials=You pull out a pair of handcuffs.|$n pulls out a pair of handcuffs.|You handcuff $M, putting $M completely at your mercy.|$n handcuffs $N, pretty kinky, huh?|$n handcuffs you. This could get interesting.|You handcuff yourself. Too bad you can't seem to find the key.|$n handcuffs $mself. Too bad $e can't seem to find the key.
&SOC.HANGOVER Socials=You pop a few aspirin and put on your sunglasses. Ow, your head hurts!|$n holds $s head and says 'Quit breathing so loud!'|Won't $N be quiet? Your head is gonna split in two if $E keeps talking!|$n complains to $N 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!|$n complains to you 'Be quiet! I have a hangover!|You shoosh yourself. Be quiet! You have a hangover!|$n shooshes $mself. Wow, what a hangover that must be!
&SOC.HAPPY Socials=You smile wide like Cindy Brady.|$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.|You smile wide at $M like Cindy Brady.|$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.|$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.|You smile wide like Cindy Brady.|$n is as happy as a maggot on a piece of rotten meat.
&SOC.HEH Socials=Heh.|$n hehs like Javelin.|You heh at $N.|$n hehs at $N.|$n hehs at you.|You heh.|$n hehs.
&SOC.HEHEHE Socials=You look about evilly and go, 'Hehehehehehehehehehe!'|$n looks stricken with insanity and starts laughing, 'Hehehehehehehehehehee!'||||Your brain snaps, and you laugh forver, 'Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe...'|
&SOC.HELLO Socials=You say hello to everyone in the room.|$n says hello to everyone in the room.|You tell $M how truly glad you are to see $M.|$n tells $N 'Hi!'|$n tells you how truly glad $e is that you are here.|You greet yourself enthusiastically.|$n greets $mself enthusiastically. How odd.
&SOC.HERO Socials=You heroically risk life and limb to save the day.|$n heroically risks life and limb to save the day.|You say to $M, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'|$n says to $N, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'|$n says to you, '$N, YOU'RE MY HERO!'|You try to look heroic.|$n does $s best impression of a hero.
&SOC.HIGH5 Socials=You have to high-five SOMEONE you know!|$n can't decide who he want's to high-five, so he doesn't.|You leap into the air and high-five @@p$N@@N! YES!@@N|$n leaps into the air and high-fives @@p$N@@N. happy? about what?@@N|$n leaps into the air and high-fives you!@@N|You leap into the air and high-five yourself. lonely?|$n leaps into the air and high-fives himself... $e must be very lonely.@@N
&SOC.HIGHFIVE Socials=You jump in the air...oops, better get someone else to join you.|$n jumps in the air by $mself. Is $e a cheerleader, or just daft?|You jump in the air and give $M a big highfive!|$n jumps in the air and gives $N a big highfive!|$n jumps in the air and gives you a big highfive!|You jump in the air and congratulate yourself!|$n jumps in the air and gives $mself a big highfive! Wonder what $e did?
&SOC.HMM Socials=You Hmmmm out loud.|$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'|You gaze thoughtfully at $M and say 'Hmmm.'|$n gazes thoughtfully at $N and says 'Hmmm.'|$n gazes thoughtfully at you and says 'Hmmm.'|You Hmmmm out loud.|$n thinks, 'Hmmmm.'
&SOC.HOLDON Socials=You pause for a moment, hesitant.|$n pauses for a moment, somewhat hesitant.|You hold $M closely, hugging $M.|$n holds $N closely, hugging $M.|$n holds you closely, hugging you.|You have to hold yourself up you're so weary. Go to Sleep!|$n has to hold $mself up $e's so tired. $e should go to bed and get some sleep.
&SOC.HOLOGRAM Socials=You snap your fingers and create an illusion.|$n leaves south.|You snap your fingers and create an illusion.|$n leaves south.|$n waves at you and leaves south.|You snap your fingers and create an illusion of yourself.|Suddenly, there are 2 $n's standing here!
&SOC.HOP Socials=You hop around like a little kid.|$n hops around like a little kid.|$n hops around like a little kid.|$n hops around like a little kid.|$n hops around like a little kid.|$n hops around like a little kid.|$n hops around like a little kid.
&SOC.HOWL Socials=AHOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo.|$n howls at the moon!|You howl at $M.|$n howls at $N. Someone's gonna die!|$n howls at you. You must be good looking.|You howl at yourself.|$n howls at $mself.
&SOC.HUG Socials=Hug whom?||You @@Rhug@@N $M.|$n @@Rhugs@@N $N.|$n @@Rhugs@@N you.|You hug yourself.|$n hugs $mself in a vain attempt to get friendship.
&SOC.HUM Socials=Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.|$n hums like a bee with a chest cold.|You hum a little ditty for $M. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.|$n hums a little ditty for $N. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.|$n hums a little ditty for you. Hmm Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmm.|Hmm Hmm Hmmmmmmm.|$n hums like a bee with a chest cold.
&SOC.ICECUBE Socials=You wonder who would like an ice cube down their shirt.|With a devious look on $s face, $n hides something behind $s back.|You stuff an ice cube down $S shirt. You laugh as $E hops around.|$n stuffs an ice cube down $N's shirt, better hope that was $s last ice cube.|$n stuffs an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr! $n laughs as you struggle to get it out.|You stick an ice cube down your shirt. Brrr!|$n sticks an icecube down $s shirt, trying to cool off.
&SOC.INVITE Socials=You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky.|$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'|You speak your best French to $M in hopes of getting lucky.|$n tells $N, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'|$n tells you, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'|You speak your best French in hopes of getting lucky, with yourself???|$n says to $mself, 'Voulez-vous couche avec moi ce soir?'
&SOC.IWHISTLE Socials=You whistle innocently, trying to hide your guilt.|$n whistles innocently.|You whistle innocently, avoiding $S question.|$n whistles innocently, a sure sign of guilt.|$n whistles innocently at your question...hmmmmm.|You whistle innocently.|$n whistles innocently, trying to hide $s guilt.
&SOC.JSAVE Socials=You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'|$n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'|You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'|$n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'|$n announces to you 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'|You profess 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'|$n announces 'Jesus saves! But Gretsky recovers...he scores!'
&SOC.JUMP Socials=You jump up and down with joy!|$n jumps up and down with joy!|You make a jumping dance around $N!|$n makes a jumping dance around $N. $e must be happy.|$n makes a jumping dance around you. $e must be happy.|You jump up and down with joy!|$n jumps up and down with joy!
&SOC.KIKI Socials=Poing!|$n starts jumping around the room, making a strange "poing" sound.|You tell $N to stay good, and start hopping circles around $M.|$n tells $N to stay good, and starts hopping circles around $M.|$n tells you to stay good, and starts acting like a hyper 6 year old.|Your tiny brain overloads upon sighting all the @@Rc@@eo@@yl@@Go@@Br@@ls@@m!@@N|$n seems to have entered ferret shock.
&SOC.KISS Socials=Isn't there someone you want to kiss?||You @@Rkiss@@N $M.|$n @@Rkisses@@N $N.|$n @@Rkisses@@N you.|All the lonely people :(|
&SOC.LAG Socials=You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...|$n has lost $s link because of the lag.|You complain to $N about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...|$n has lost $s link because of the lag.|$n has lost $s link because of the lag.|You complain about the lag, your hitpoints, your mana...|$n has lost $s link because of the lag.
&SOC.LAUGH Socials=You laugh.|$n laughs.|You laugh at $N mercilessly.|$n laughs at $N mercilessly.|$n laughs at you mercilessly. Hmmmmph.|You laugh at yourself. I would, too.|$n laughs at $mself. Let's all join in!!!
&SOC.LICK Socials=You lick your lips and smile.|$n licks $s lips and smiles.|You lick $M.|$n licks $N.|$n licks you.|You lick yourself.|$n licks $mself - YUCK.
&SOC.LISTEN Socials=You listen intently.|$n listens intently.|You listen intently to what $E is saying.|$n listens intently to what $N is saying.|$n listens intently to what you are saying.|You pay close attention to what you are saying, trying to avoid saying something you shouldn't.|$n listens intently to $mself. $e must enjoy the sound of $s own voice.
&SOC.LOVE Socials=@@WYou look around for someone to @@elove@@N.|@@c$n @@Wis looking for someone to @@elove@@N.|@@WYou give all of your @@elove @@Wto @@y$N@@N.|@@WA warm @@gglow @@Wfills the room as @@y$n @@Wshows $s @@elove @@Wfor $N.@@N|@@c$n @@Wgives you all of $s @@elove@@N.|@@WYou love yourself, why not, no one else does. :)@@N|@@WIt's obvious $n is in @@elove @@Wwith $mself@@N.
&SOC.MAIM Socials=Who do you want to maim?|$n is looking for someone to maim.|You maim $M with your dull fingernails.|$n raises $s hand and tries to maim $N to pieces.|$n raises $s hand and paws at you. You've been maimed!|You maim yourself with your dull fingernails.|$n raises $s hand and maims $mself to pieces.
&SOC.MARVELOUS Socials=You say 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'|$n says 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'|You say to $M, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'|$n says to $N, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'|$n says to you, 'Ah dahling, you look MAHVELLOUS!'|You say 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'|$n says 'Ah dahling, I look MAHVELLOUS!'
&SOC.MASSAGE Socials=Massage what? Thin air?||You gently massage $N's shoulders.|$n massages $N's shoulders.|$n gently massages your shoulders. Ahhhhhhhhhh ...|You practice yoga as you try to massage yourself.|$n gives a show on yoga positions, trying to massage $mself.
&SOC.MEOW Socials=MEOW.|$n meows. What's $e going to do next, wash $mself with $s tongue?|You meow at $M, hoping $E will give you some milk.|$n meows at $N, hoping $E will give $m some milk.|$n meows at you. Maybe $e wants some milk.|You meow like a kitty cat.|$n meows like a kitty cat.
&SOC.MMM Socials=You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.|$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'|You go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.|$n says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'|$n thinks of you and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'|You think of yourself, and go mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.|$n thinks of $mself and says, 'mmMMmmMMmmMMmm.'
&SOC.MOAN Socials=You start to moan.|$n starts moaning.|You moan for the loss of $M.|$n moans for the loss of $N.|$n moans at the sight of you. Hmmmm.|You moan at yourself.|$n makes $mself moan.
&SOC.MOOCH Socials=You beg for money, weapons, coins.|$n says 'Spare change?'|You beg $N for money, weapons, coins.|$n begs you for favors of the insidious type...|$n begs you for favors of the insidious type...|You beg for money, weapons, coins.|$n says 'Spare change?'
&SOC.MOOCOW Socials=You make cow noises. Mooooooooooooooooooo!|$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.|You make cow noises at $M. Mooooooooooooooooooo!|$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow at $N.|$n looks at you and Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.|You make cow noises. Mooooooooooooooooooo!|$n Mooooooooooooooooooooooooos like a cow.
&SOC.MOON Socials=Gee your butt is big.|$n moons the entire room.|You show your big butt to $M.|$n shows $s big butt to $N. Find a paddle, quick!|$n shows $s big ugly butt to you. How do you like it?|You moon yourself.|$n moons $mself. Ugliest butt you ever saw.
&SOC.MOSH Socials=You @@r@@fMOSH@@N around the room insanely.@@N|$n @@r@@fMOSHES@@N insanely about the room knocking into things.@@N|You @@r@@fMOSH@@N insanely into $N, almost knocking $M over.@@N|$n @@r@@fMOSHES@@N insanely about the room knocking into $N. You could be next!@@N|$n @@r@@fMOSHES@@N you into the ground!@@N|You @@r@@fMOSH@@N yourself. @@r@@fMOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH MOSH... (ad infinitum)@@N|$n @@r@@fMOSHES@@N and @@r@@fMOSHES@@N and @@r@@fMOSHES@@N and @@r@@fMOSHES@@N and @@r@@fMOSHES@@N...
&SOC.MTHINK Socials=You think about times past and friends forgotten.|$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.|You think about times past and friends forgotten.|$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.|$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought. Maybe $e is thinking of you?|You think about times past and friends forgotten.|$n thinks deeply and is lost in thought.
&SOC.MUAHA Socials=You burst forth in a diabolical tirade of chilling laughter, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N'.@@N|$n bursts out in chilling diabolical laughter, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N'.@@N|You get right in $N's face and laugh diabolically, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N'.@@N|$n gets right in $N's face and laughs diabolically, scaring $M silly.|$n gets right in your face and laughs diabolically, '@@pMUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!@@N', scaring you silly.@@N|You laugh diabolically at yourself.|$n laughs diabolically at himself. You call the asylum post-haste.@@N
&SOC.MUHAHA Socials=You laugh diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!|$n laughs diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!|You laugh at $M diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!|$n laughs at $N diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!|$n laughs at you diabolically. MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!|Muhaha at yourself?? Wierd.|
&SOC.MUTTER Socials=You mutter. Everything seems to be going wrong today.|$n mutters something under $s breath.|You mutter to yourself "Ugh... $N is such an idiot."|$n glares at $N and mutters something not fit for the ears of children.|$n seems to be plotting your demise.|You mutter to yourself. Youll make them all pay, very soon.|$n mutters something to $mself, and you suddenly feel very uneasy.
&SOC.MWALK Socials=You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.|$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.|You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.|$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.|$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.|You grab your hat and moonwalk across the room.|$n grabs $s black hat and sparkly glove and moonwalks across the room.
&SOC.NAIL Socials=You nibble nervously on your nails.|$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.|You nibble nervously on your nails.|$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.|$n nibbles nervously on your fingernails. Yuck!|You nibble nervously on your nails.|$n nibbles nervously on $s fingernails.
&SOC.NASTY Socials=You do the best imitation of the nasty you can.|$n does the nasty solo? -- wow.|You do the nasty with $M.|$n does the nasty with $N. Find a firehose quick!|$n does the nasty with you. How do you like it?|You do the nasty with yourself.|$n does the nasty with $mself. Hoo boy.
&SOC.NI Socials=You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'|$n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'|You exclaim proudly to $M, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'|$n exclaims proudly to $N, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'|$n proudly exclaims to you, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'|You exclaim proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'|$n exclaims proudly, 'I am a knight that goes NI!'
&SOC.NIBBLE Socials=Nibble on whom?||You nibble on $N's ear.|$n nibbles on $N's ear.|$n nibbles on your ear.|You nibble on your OWN ear.|$n nibbles on $s OWN ear.
&SOC.NOD Socials=You nod affirmative.|$n nods affirmative.|You nod in agreement with $M.|$n nods in agreement with $N.|$n nods in agreement with you.|You nod at yourself. Are you getting senile?|$n nods at $mself. $e must be getting senile.
&SOC.NOOGIE Socials=You look around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.|$n looks around, wondering who would like to get a noogie.|You put $M in a headlock and give $M a severe noogie.|$n puts $N in a headlock and gives $M a noogie.|$n puts you in a headlock and gives you a severe noogie.|You give yourself a noogie. What a goof!|$n gives $mself a noogie. What a goof!
&SOC.NOSE Socials=Gee your nose is big.|$n noses around in your business.|You tweak $S nose.|$n tweaks $N's nose. Ow!|$n tweaks your nose. Ow!|You wiggle your nose.|$n wiggles $s nose.
&SOC.NUDGE Socials=Nudge whom?||You nudge $M.|$n nudges $N.|$n nudges you.|You nudge yourself, for some strange reason.|$n nudges $mself, to keep $mself awake.
&SOC.NUKE Socials=Who do you want to nuke?|$n tries to put something in the microwave.|You envelop $M in a mushroom cloud.|$n detonates a nuclear warhead at $N. Uh oh!|$n envelops you in a mushroom cloud.|You nuke yourself.|$n puts $mself in the microwave.
&SOC.NUZZLE Socials=Nuzzle whom?||You nuzzle $S neck softly.|$n softly nuzzles $N's neck.|$n softly nuzzles your neck.|I'm sorry, friend, but that's impossible.|
&SOC.OGLE Socials=Whom do you want to ogle?||You ogle $M like $E was a piece of meat.|$n ogles $N. Maybe you should leave them alone for awhile?|$n ogles you. Guess what $e is thinking about?|You ogle yourself. You may just be too wierd for this mud.|$n ogles $mself. Better hope that $e stops there.
&SOC.OHNO Socials=Oh no! You did it again!|Oh no! $n did it again!|You exclaim to $M, 'Oh no! I did it again!'|$n exclaims to $N, 'Oh no! I did it again!'|$n exclaims to you, 'Oh no! I did it again!'|You exclaim to yourself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'|$n exclaims to $mself, 'Oh no! I did it again!'
&SOC.OINK Socials=You make pig noises. OINK!|$n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'|You make pig noises at $M. OINK!|$n oinks at $N: 'OINK OINK OINK!'|$n oinks at you: 'OINK OINK OINK!'|You make pig noises. OINK!|$n oinks 'OINK OINK OINK!'
&SOC.OOO Socials=You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.|$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'|You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.|$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'|$n thinks of you and says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'|You go ooOOooOOooOOoo.|$n says, 'ooOOooOOooOOoo.'
&SOC.PAT Socials=Pat whom?||You pat $N on $S head.|$n pats $N on $S head.|$n pats you on your head.|You pat yourself on your head. Aren't you proud?|$n pats $mself on the head. $e is proud of $mself!
&SOC.PECK Socials=You peck for seeds on the ground.|$n pecks for seeds on the ground.|You give $M a little peck on the cheek.|$n gives $N a small peck on the cheek.|$n gives you a sweet peck on the cheek.|You kiss your own pectoral muscles.|$n pecks $mself on $s pectoral muscles.
&SOC.PEER Socials=You peer intently about your surroundings.|$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.|You peer at $M quizzically.|$n peers at $N quizzically.|$n peers at you quizzically.|You peer intently about your surroundings.|$n peers intently about the area, looking for thieves no doubt.
&SOC.PHASER Socials=You aim your phasers at everyone in the room.|$n aims a phaser at everyone in the room. LOOK OUT!|You set your phaser on OWCH and point it at $M.|$n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at $N. Uh oh...|$n sets $s phaser on OWCH and points it at you. Uh oh...|You aim your phasers at yourself. Duck!|$n aims $s phasers at $mself. Maybe $e's depressed?
&SOC.PINCH Socials=You toss a pinch of salt over your shoulder.|$n tosses a pinch of salt over $s shoulder.|You pinch $S rosy cheeks.|$n pinches $N's rosy cheeks.|$n pinches your chubby cheeks.|You need a pinch of salt.|$n needs a pinch of salt.
&SOC.PING Socials=Ping who?||You ping $N. $N is unreachable.|$n pings $N. $N is unreachable.|$n pings you. Is your server dead or alive?|You ping yourself. Ooof!|$n pings $mself. Ooof!
&SOC.POINT Socials=Point at whom?||You point at $M accusingly.|$n points at $N accusingly.|$n points at you accusingly.|You point proudly at yourself.|$n points proudly at $mself.
&SOC.POKE Socials=Poke whom?||You poke $M in the ribs.|$n pokes $N in the ribs.|$n pokes you in the ribs.|You poke yourself in the ribs, feeling very silly.|$n pokes $mself in the ribs, looking very sheepish.
&SOC.PONDER Socials=You ponder the question.|$n sits down and thinks deeply.|$n sits down and thinks deeply.|$n sits down and thinks deeply.|$n sits down and thinks deeply.|$n sits down and thinks deeply.|$n sits down and thinks deeply.
&SOC.POSSUM Socials=You do your best imitation of a corpse.|$n hits the ground... DEAD.|You do your best imitation of a corpse.|$n hits the ground... DEAD.|$n hits the ground... DEAD.|You do your best imitation of a corpse.|$n hits the ground... DEAD.
&SOC.POSTAL Socials=You go postal, killing everything in sight.|$n goes postal, killing everyone iin sight! RUN!|In your postal rage, you find $N and kill $m.|$n, in a postal rage, hunts $N down and slaughters $M.|$N hunts you down, postal rage in $s eye, and slaughters you in cold blood.|You start shooting everything in sight, but are gunned down by the cops before your rage is satiated.|$n goes postal and is quickly gunned down by the cops.
&SOC.POTATO Socials=You juggle a hot potato in your hands.|$n juggles a hot potato in $s hands.|You juggle a hot potato and pass it onto $M.|$n juggles a hot potato and gives it to $N!|$n juggles a hot potato and gives it to YOU!|You juggle a hot potato in your hands.|$n juggles a hot potato in $s hands.
&SOC.POUNCE Socials=@@WYou pounce on your @@yimaginary @@Wfriend@@N.|@@y$n @@Wprepares to @@gpounce @@Won someone@@N.|@@WYou quickly @@gpounce @@Won @@y$N @@Wbringing $M to the ground@@N.|@@yEeeek@@W, $n pounces on $N... join in the fun! @@y:)@@N|@@y$n @@Wplayfully @@gpounces @@Won you!@@N|@@WYou @@dcan't @@Wpounce on yourself, silly.@@N|
&SOC.POUPON Socials=You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.|$n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'|You say to $M, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.|$n says to $N, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'|$n says to you, 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'|You say 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'.|$n says 'Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?'
&SOC.POUT Socials=Ah, don't take it so hard.|$n pouts.|Ah, don't take it so hard.|$n pouts at $N. What did $N do?|$n pouts at you. What did you do to $m?|Ah, don't take it so hard.|$n pouts.
&SOC.PRAY Socials=You feel righteous, and maybe a little foolish.|$n begs and grovels to the powers that be.|You crawl in the dust before $M.|$n falls down and grovels in the dirt before $N.|$n kisses the dirt at your feet.|Talk about narcissism ...|$n mumbles a prayer to $mself.
&SOC.PRETEND Socials=You pretend you are a GOD, and slay everyone in sight!|$n is pretending $e is an implementor again. *sigh*|You pretend you are a GOD, and demote $M to level 1.|$n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, '$N, you're demoted to level 1!'|$n pretends $e is a GOD, and says, 'You are demoted to level 1!'|You pretend you are an implementor, and you demote yourself to level 1.|$n pretends $e is a GOD, and demotes $mself to level 1.
&SOC.PROD Socials=Had anyone in mind?||You yell 'Oi!' and prod $N firmly.|$n yells 'Oi!' and prods $N firmly.|$n yells 'Oi!' and prods you firmly. Ow!|You yell 'Oi!' and prod yourself. At least you didn't miss.|$n yells 'Oi!' and prods $mself firmly. What a goofball.
&SOC.PROPOSE Socials=You propose a contract game of bridge.|$n proposes a contract game of bridge.|You propose marriage to $M.|$n gets down on one knee and proposes to $N.|$n says quietly 'Will you marry me?'|Even you wouldn't marry yourself.|$n refuses the proposal made by $mself.
&SOC.PUKE Socials=You puke ... chunks everywhere!|$n pukes.|You puke on $M.|$n pukes on $N.|$n spews vomit and pukes all over your clothing!|You puke on yourself.|$n pukes on $s clothes.
&SOC.PURR Socials=@@WYou @@dpurrrrr @@Wsoftly...@@N|@@W$n @@dpurrrrrrrrs @@Wsoftly to $mself@@N.|@@WYou rub along @@a$N@@W'@@as @@Wleg @@dpurring @@Wcontently@@N.|@@a$n @@Wrubs against $N's leg, @@dpurring @@Wcontently@@N.|@@W$n rubs along your leg, @@dpurring @@Wcontently.@@N|@@WYou @@dpurr @@Wquietly to yourself@@N.|@@WYou notice $n @@dpurring @@Wquietly to $mself@@N.
&SOC.PUSH Socials=You push the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen.|$n pushes the history-eraser button! BUT, nothing seems to happen.|You push $M away in disgust.|$n pushes $N away in disgust.|$n pushes you away in disgust.|You push yourself to the limit of your abilities.|$n pushes $mself to the limits of $s abilites.
&SOC.QUIVER Socials=You quiver in anticipation.|$n quivers in anticipation.|You quiver in excitement at $N.|$n quivers in excitement at $N... or is that fear?|$n quivers in excitement at you.|You quiver in ecstasy.|$n quivers in ecstasy
&SOC.RAISE Socials=You raise your hand in response.|$n raises $s hand in response.|You raise your hand in response.|$n raises $s hand in response.|$n raises $s hand in response to you.|You raise your hand in response.|$n raises $s hand in response.
&SOC.REASSURE Socials=You reassure everyone that everything will be ok.|$n reassures everyone that everything will be ok.|You hug $M reassuringly.|$n hugs $N reassuringly.|$n hugs you reassuringly.|You try to reassure yourself that everything will be ok.|$n tries to reassure $mself that everything will be ok.
&SOC.RENANDSTIMPY Socials=You say, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'|$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!'|You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the mere thought of $M.|$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' as $e sees $N enter the room.|$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' when $e sees you approach.|You exclaim, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of yourself.|$n exclaims, 'Oh Happy Happy, Joy Joy!' at the thought of $mself.
&SOC.ROFL Socials=You roll on the floor laughing hysterically.|$n rolls on the floor laughing hysterically.|You laugh your head off at $S remark.|$n rolls on the floor laughing at $N's remark.|$n can't stop laughing at your remark.|You roll on the floor and laugh at yourself.|$n laughs at $mself. Join in the fun.
&SOC.ROLL Socials=You roll your eyes.|$n rolls $s eyes.|You roll your eyes at $M.|$n rolls $s eyes at $N.|$n rolls $s eyes at you.|You roll your eyes at yourself.|$n rolls $s eyes at $mself.
&SOC.ROLLOVER Socials=You roll onto your back and wimper your submission.|$n rolls onto $s back and waves $s legs in submission.|You roll onto your back and wimper your submission to $N.|$n rolls onto $s back and wimpers $s submission to $n.|$n rolls onto $s back, and wimpers $s submission to you.|Now why would you want to do that?|
&SOC.RUB Socials=You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?|$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.|You rub your eyes. Has $N been playing as long as you have?|$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.|$n rubs $s eyes. Have you been playing as long as $m?|You rub your eyes. How long have you been at this?|$n rubs $s eyes. $n must have been playing all day.
&SOC.RUFFLE Socials=You've got to ruffle SOMEONE.||You ruffle $N's hair playfully.|$n ruffles $N's hair playfully.|$n ruffles your hair playfully.|You ruffle your hair.|$n ruffles $s hair.
&SOC.RUSSIAN Socials=You speak Russian. Yeah, right. Dream on.|$n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?|You speak Russian to $M. Yeah, right. Dream on.|$n says to $N 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?|$n says to you 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?|You speak Russian. Yeah, right. Dream on.|$n says 'Ya horosho stari malenky koshka.' Huh?
&SOC.SAD Socials=You put on a glum expression.|$n looks particularly glum today. *sniff*|You give $M your best glum expression.|$n looks at $N glumly. *sniff* Poor $n.|$n looks at you glumly. *sniff* Poor $n.|You bow your head and twist your toe in the dirt glumly.|$n bows $s head and twists $s toe in the dirt glumly.
&SOC.SALUTE Socials=You salute smartly.|$n salutes smartly.|You salute $M.|$n salutes $N.|$n salutes you.|Huh?|
&SOC.SCOLD Socials=You scold everyone for being so naughty!|$n scolds everyone for being so naughty!|You scold $M for being so naughty!|$n scolds $N for being so naughty!|$n scolds you for being so naughty!|You scold yourself for being so naughty!|$n scolds $mself for being so naughty!
&SOC.SCREAM Socials=ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!!|$n screams loudly!|ARRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!! Yes, it MUST have been $S fault!!!|$n screams loudly at $N. Better leave before $e blames you, too!!!|$n screams at you! That's not nice! *sniff*|You scream at yourself. Yes, that's ONE way of relieving tension!|$n screams loudly at $mself! Is there a full moon up?
&SOC.SHAG Socials=Shag who?||You push $N to the ground and shag the pants off $M!|$n pushes $N to the ground and shags the pants off $M!|$n pushes you to the ground and shags the pants off you!|You shag yourself?!|$n shags $mself?!
&SOC.SHAKE Socials=You shake your head.|$n shakes $s head.|You shake $S hand.|$n shakes $N's hand.|$n shakes your hand.|You are shaken by yourself.|$n shakes and quivers like a bowl full of jelly.
&SOC.SHIVER Socials=Brrrrrrrrr.|$n shivers uncomfortably.|You shiver at the thought of fighting $M.|$n shivers at the thought of fighting $N.|$n shivers at the suicidal thought of fighting you.|You shiver to yourself?|$n scares $mself to shivers.
&SOC.SHRUG Socials=You shrug.|$n shrugs helplessly.|You shrug in response to $S question.|$n shrugs in response to $N's question.|$n shrugs in response to your question.|You shrug to yourself.|$n shrugs to $mself. What a strange person.
&SOC.SHUDDER Socials=You shudder.|$n shudders.|You shudder at $N.|$n shudders at $N.|$n shudders at you.|You shudder in pure fear.|$n quivers in pure fear.
&SOC.SIGH Socials=You sigh.|$n sighs loudly.|You sigh as you think of $M.|$n sighs at the sight of $N.|$n sighs as $e thinks of you. Touching, huh?|You sigh at yourself. You MUST be lonely.|$n sighs at $mself. What a sorry sight.
&SOC.SING Socials=You raise your clear voice towards the sky.|$n has begun to sing.|You sing a ballad to $M.|$n sings a ballad to $N.|$n sings a ballad to you! How sweet!|You sing a little ditty to yourself.|$n sings a little ditty to $mself.
&SOC.SLAP Socials=Anyone in particular?||@@WYou slap @@d$N @@epainfully@@W, showing your @@Ranger@@W.|@@d$n @@Rslaps@@d $N @@epainfully@@W across the cheek. Don't make the same mistake @@e$E@@W did.@@N|@@d$n @@Rslaps@@W you @@epainfully@@W for your @@eoutrageous@@W comment.@@N|@@WYou @@Rslap@@W yourself @@epainfully@@W, trying to stay awake.@@N|@@d$n@@e slaps@@W $mself@@e painfully@@W. You wonder if $e enjoyed that.@@N
&SOC.SLOBBER Socials=You slobber all over the floor.|$n slobbers all over the floor.|You slobber all over $M.|$n slobbers all over $N.|$n slobbers all over you.|You slobber all down your front.|$n slobbers all over $mself.
&SOC.SMACK Socials=You smack a fly out of the air in frustration.|$n tries to smack something out of the air.. he must be going nuts.|You smack $N as hard as you can.|$n smacks $N really hard!|$n smacks you really hard! You should get $m back!|You smack youself. Whats wrong with you!?|$n smacks himself, what a nut.
&SOC.SMILE Socials=@@WYou @@gsmile @@ahappily@@N.|@@W$n @@gsmiles @@ahappily@@N.|@@WYou smile @@ybrightly @@Wat $N@@N.|@@W$n @@ybeams @@Wa smile at @@g$N@@N.|@@W$n smiles @@ybrightly @@Wat you@@N.|You smile at yourself.|$n smiles at $mself.
&SOC.SMIRK Socials=You smirk.|$n smirks.|You smirk at $S saying.|$n smirks at $N's saying.|$n smirks at your saying.|You smirk at yourself. Okay ...|$n smirks at $s own 'wisdom'.
&SOC.SMOKE Socials=You calmly light a cigarette and take a puff.|$n calmly lights a cigarette and take a puff.|You blow smoke into $S eyes.|$n blows smoke into $N's eyes.|$n blows smoke rings into your eyes.|You call down lightning and SMOKE yourself.|$n calls down lightning and SMOKES $mself.
&SOC.SMOOCH Socials=You are searching for someone to smooch.|$n is looking for someone to smooch.|You give $M a nice, wet smooch.|$n and $N are smooching in the corner.|$n smooches you passionately on the lips.|You smooch yourself.|$n smooches $mself. Yuck.
&SOC.SNAP Socials=PRONTO ! You snap your fingers.|$n snaps $s fingers.|You snap back at $M.|$n snaps back at $N.|$n snaps back at you!|You snap yourself to attention.|$n snaps $mself to attention.
&SOC.SNARL Socials=You grizzle your teeth and look mean.|$n snarls angrily.|You snarl at $M.|$n snarls at $N.|$n snarls at you, for some reason.|You snarl at yourself.|$n snarls at $mself.
&SOC.SNEEZE Socials=Gesundheit!|$n sneezes.|$n sneezes.|$n sneezes.|$n sneezes.|$n sneezes.|$n sneezes.
&SOC.SNICKER Socials=You snicker softly.|$n snickers softly.|You snicker with $M about your shared secret.|$n snickers with $N about their shared secret.|$n snickers with you about your shared secret.|You snicker at your own evil thoughts.|$n snickers at $s own evil thoughts.
&SOC.SNIFF Socials=You sniff the air.|$n sniffs the air suspiciously.|You sniff $M. EEWW!!|$n sniffs in $N's general direction.|$n sniffs in your general direction. I wonder why?|You still smell like you.|$n sniffs $melf. Now, THAT'S sick :P
&SOC.SNOG Socials=You look for someone to snog.||You snog $N.|$n snogs $N.|$n snogs you.|You snog yourself.|$n snogs $mself
&SOC.SNORE Socials=Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.|$n snores loudly.|$n snores loudly.|$n snores loudly.|$n snores loudly.|$n snores loudly.|$n snores loudly.
&SOC.SNORT Socials=You snort.|$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.|You snort. Maybe $N would like some?|$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.|$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved. Like some?|You snort.|$n takes a sniff of some white powder and looks VERY relieved.
&SOC.SNOWBALL Socials=Whom do you want to throw a snowball at?||You throw a snowball in $N's face.|$n throws a snowball at $N.|$n throws a snowball at you.|You throw a snowball at yourself.|$n throws a snowball at $mself.
&SOC.SNUGGLE Socials=Who?||You snuggle $M.|$n snuggles up to $N.|$n snuggles up to you.|You snuggle up, getting ready to sleep.|$n snuggles up, getting ready to sleep.
&SOC.SPAM Socials=You mutter 'SPAM' quietly to yourself.|$n sings 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM....'|You hurl a can of SPAM at $M.|$n hurls a can of SPAM at $N.|$n SPAMS you viciously.|You mutter 'SPAM' in the corner quietly.|$n mutters 'SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM'. Join in!
&SOC.SPANISH Socials=You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.|$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.|You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.|$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.|$n says 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.|You speak Spanish or at least you think you do.|$n says to $mself 'Naces pendejo, mueres pendejo.' Uh oh.
&SOC.SPANK Socials=Spank whom?||You spank $M playfully.|$n spanks $N playfully.|$n spanks you playfully. OUCH!|You spank yourself. Kinky!|$n spanks $mself. Kinky!
&SOC.SPIN Socials=You twirl in a graceful pirouette.|$n twirls in a graceful pirouette.|You spin $M on one finger.|$n spins $N on $s finger.|$n spins you around on $s finger.|You spin yourself around and around and around....|$n spins $mself around and around and around...
&SOC.SQUEAL Socials=You squeal with delight.|$n squeals with delight.|You squeal at $M.|$n squeals at $N. Wonder why?|$n squeals at you. You must be doing something good.|You squeal at yourself.|$n squeals at $mself.
&SOC.SQUEEZE Socials=Where, what, how, whom?||You squeeze $M fondly.|$n squeezes $N fondly.|$n squeezes you fondly.|You squeeze yourself - try to relax a little!|$n squeezes $mself.
&SOC.SQUIRM Socials=You squirm guiltily.|$n squirms guiltily. Looks like $e did it.|You squirm in front of $M.|$n squirms in front of $N.|$n squirms in front of you. You make $m nervous.|You squirm and squirm and squirm....|$n squirms and squirms and squirm.....
&SOC.SQUISH Socials=You squish your toes into the sand.|$n squishes $s toes into the sand.|You squish $M between your legs.|$n squishes $N between $s legs.|$n squishes you between $s legs.|You squish yourself.|$n squishes $mself. OUCH.
&SOC.STARE Socials=You stare at the sky.|$n stares at the sky.|You stare dreamily at $N, completely lost in $S eyes..|$n stares dreamily at $N.|$n stares dreamily at you, completely lost in your eyes.|You stare dreamily at yourself - enough narcissism for now.|$n stares dreamily at $mself - NARCISSIST!
&SOC.STICKUP Socials=You don a mask and ask for everyone's gold.|$n says 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'|You don a mask and ask for $S gold.|$n says to $N, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'|$n says to you, 'This is a stickup. Gimme yer gold, NOW!'|You extort money from yourself.|$n holds $s weapon to $s throat and says 'Ok, me, give me all my money!'
&SOC.STRESSOUT Socials=@@NYou pull your hair out in @@Rbloody tufts@@N, displaying obvious stress.@@N|$n pulls @@Rbloody tufts@@N of $s hair out, displaying obvious stress.@@N|You grab @@R$N@@N by the back of the head and slam $S head into a post, relieving $S stress.@@N|$n grabs $N by the back of the head and @@Rslams@@N $M into a post, relieving $S stress.@@N|$n grabs you by the back of the head and slams your head into a post. @@RWhat a relief!@@N|You slam your head into a post to relieve your stress. @@R Are you Alright?@@N|$n slams $s head into a post for stress relief. @@RAre you annoying $m?@@N
&SOC.STRETCH Socials=You stretch and relax your sore muscles.|$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.|You stretch and relax your sore muscles.|$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.|$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.|You stretch and relax your sore muscles.|$n stretches luxuriously. Make you want to, doesn't it.
&SOC.STRIP Socials=You seductively remove what little clothing you have.|$n seductively removes what little clothing $e has.|You seductively walk over to $N and suddenly @@Rrip@@N $S clothes off, leaving $M naked.|$n seductively walks over to $N and suddenly @@Rrips@@N $S clothes off, leaving $M naked.|$n walks towards you seductively, enchantingly, then suddenly @@Rrips@@N off your clothing, leaving you naked. Interesting..|You @@Rrip@@N off all your clothes and enjoy your nakedness.|$n @@Rrips@@N off all $s clothes, and you, err, $e enjoys $s nakedness.
&SOC.STRUT Socials=Strut your stuff.|$n struts proudly.|You strut to get $S attention.|$n struts, hoping to get $N's attention.|$n struts, hoping to get your attention.|You strut to yourself, lost in your own world.|$n struts to $mself, lost in $s own world.
&SOC.SUFFER Socials=No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate.|$n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level.|You tell $M how you suffer whenever you're away from $M.|$n tells $N that $e suffers whenever they're apart.|$n tells you that $e suffers whenever you're apart.|No xp again? You suffer at the hands of fate.|$n is suffering. Looks like $e can't seem to level.
&SOC.SULK Socials=You sulk.|$n sulks in the corner.|$n sulks in the corner.|$n sulks in the corner.|$n sulks in the corner.|$n sulks in the corner.|$n sulks in the corner.
&SOC.SURF Socials=You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.|$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.|You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.|$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.|$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.|You stoke your soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.|$n stokes $s soul by catching a smooth, perfect wave.
&SOC.SWEEP Socials=You grab a broom and sweep up the mess you made.|$n grabs a broom and sweeps up the mess $e made.|You sweep $M up off $S feet and swirl $M around in happiness.|$n sweeps $N up off $S feet and swirls $M around in happiness.|$n sweeps you off your feet and swirls you around in happiness.|You swirl around in happiness.|$n swirls $mself around. Pretty silly, huh?
&SOC.SWOON Socials=You swoon in ecstacy.|$n swoons in ecstacy.|You swoon in ecstacy at the thought of $M.|$n swoons in ecstacy at the thought of $N.|$n swoons in ecstacy as $e thinks of you.|You swoon in ecstacy.|$n swoons in ecstacy.
&SOC.TACKLE Socials=You can't tackle the AIR!||You run over to $M and bring $M down!|$n runs over to $N and tackles $M to the ground!|$n runs over to you and tackles you to the ground!|You wrap your arms around yourself, and throw yourself to the ground.|$n wraps $s arms around $mself and brings $mself down!?
&SOC.TAG Socials=@@WYou search around for @@ysomeone @@Wto tag.@@N|@@y$n @@Wis wandering around looking to tag someone@@N.|||||
&SOC.TAP Socials=You tap your foot impatiently.|$n taps $s foot impatiently.|You tap your foot impatiently. Will $E ever be ready?|$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for $N.|$n taps $s foot impatiently as $e waits for you.|You tap yourself on the head. Ouch!|$n taps $mself on the head.
&SOC.TEMBRACE Socials=@@WYou long to be held closely@@N.|@@WPsssst... @@d$n @@yreally @@Wneeds a tender embrace@@N.|@@WYou hold @@y$N @@Win your arms @@gsurrounding @@W$M in your @@lwarmth@@N.|@@a$n @@Wholds @@a$N@@W so close to $m@@N.|@@y$n @@Wholds you close to $s body, tenderly @@gembracing you in $s @@lwarmth@@N.|@@WYou @@gembrace @@Wyourself, keeping warm@@N.|
&SOC.TENDER Socials=You will enjoy it more if you choose someone to kiss.||You give $M a soft, tender kiss.|$n gives $N a soft, tender kiss.|$n gives you a soft, tender kiss.|You'd better not, people may start to talk!|
&SOC.THANK Socials=Thank you too.||You thank $N heartily.|$n thanks $N heartily.|$n thanks you heartily.|You thank yourself since nobody else wants to !|$n thanks $mself since you won't.
&SOC.THROTTLE Socials=Whom do you want to throttle?||You throttle $M till $E is blue in the face.|$n throttles $N about the neck, until $E passes out. THUNK!|$n throttles you about the neck until you pass out. THUNK!|That might hurt! Better not do it!|$n is getting a crazy look in $s eye again.
&SOC.TICKLE Socials=Whom do you want to tickle?||You tickle $N - $E starts giggling.|$n tickles $N - $E starts giggling.|$n tickles you - hee hee hee.|You tickle yourself, how funny!|$n tickles $mself.
&SOC.TIMEOUT Socials=You take a 'T' and drink some Gatorade (tm).|$n takes a 'T' and drinks some Gatorade (tm).|You take a 'T' and offer $M some Gatorade (tm).|$n takes a 'T' and offers $N some Gatorade (tm).|$n takes a 'T' and offers you some Gatorade (tm).|You take a 'T' and drink some Gatorade (tm).|$n takes a 'T' and drinks some Gatorade (tm).
&SOC.TKISS Socials=@@WYou look around for someone @@yspecial@@N|@@l$n @@Wlooks like $e needs a tender kiss@@N.|@@WYou pull @@a$N @@Wclose to you and @@ekiss @@W$M tenderly.@@N|@@a$n @@Wpulls @@y$N @@Wclose to $m and @@ekisses @@W$M sweetly on the lips.@@N|@@a$n @@Wpulls you close to $m and @@ekisses @@Wyou tenderly@@N.|@@WWouldn't it feel much better to kiss another person?@@N|@@a$n@@W struggles to @@ekiss @@W$mself.
&SOC.TLOVE Socials=@@WYou still believe your @@gtrue @@elove @@Wis out there, somewhere...@@N|@@c$n @@Wis dreaming of $s @@gtrue @@elove@@W, again@@N.|@@WYou look into $S @@leyes@@W, and you know this is @@eLove@@N.|@@a$n @@Whas found $s @@gtrue @@elove @@Win @@y$N@@N.|@@WThe look in $n's @@leyes @@Wshows $s @@gtrue @@elove @@Wfor you.@@N|@@WLook beyond yourself to find your @@gtrue @@elove@@N.|@@a$n @@Wgives up on all of you, and @@eloves @@W$mself.@@N
&SOC.TONGUE Socials=You stick out your tongue.|$n sticks out $s tongue.|You stick your tongue out at $M.|$n sticks $s tongue out at $N.|$n sticks $s tongue out at you.|You stick out your tongue and touch your nose.|$n sticks out $s tongue and touches $s nose.
&SOC.TORTURE Socials=You have to torture someone!||You torture $M with rusty weapons, Mwaahhhhh!!|$n tortures $N with rusty weapons, $E must have been REAL bad!|$n tortures you with rusty weapons! What did you DO!?!|You torture yourself with rusty weapons. Was it good for you?|$n tortures $mself with rusty weapons. Looks like $e enjoys it!?
&SOC.TOUCH Socials=You grope about, but find no one to touch.|$n gropes about, but fails to find anyone to touch.|You reach over and touch $N's lusty parts.|$n reaches over and touches $N's lusty parts. You avert your eyes.@@N|$n reaches over and touches your lusty bits. What could $m be thinking?|You touch your own lusty parts. Desperate are we?|$n touches $s own lusty parts. GROSS!!
&SOC.TROUT Socials=Slap WHO with a trout?||You slap $N around a bit with a large trout.|$n slaps $N around a bit with a large trout.|$n slaps you around a bit with a large trout.|You slap yourself around a bit with a large trout. Uhh, weirdo.|$n slaps $mself around a bit with a large trout. Uhh, weirdo.
&SOC.TS Socials=You start a TS orgy.|$n starts a TS orgy.|You give $N $S share of hot, sticky $n TS.|$n wildly TS's with $N.|$n gives you some hot, sticky, delicious TS.|You TS yourself.|$n TS's $mself
&SOC.TUMMY Socials=You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.|$n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.|You rub your tummy and ask $M for some food.|$n rubs $s tummy and asks $N for some food.|$n rubs $s tummy and asks you for some food. Please?|You rub your tummy and wish you'd bought a pie at the bakery.|$n rubs $s tummy and wishes $e'd bought a pie at the bakery.
&SOC.TWEETY Socials=You exclaim 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'|$n exclaims 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'|You exclaim to $M, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'|$n exclaims to $N, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'|$n exclaims to you, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'|You exclaim to yourself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'|$n exclaims to $mself, 'I TAWT I TAW A PUTTY TAT!!'
&SOC.TWIDDLE Socials=You patiently twiddle your thumbs.|$n patiently twiddles $s thumbs.|You twiddle $S ears.|$n twiddles $N's ears.|$n twiddles your ears.|You twiddle your ears like Dumbo.|$n twiddles $s own ears like Dumbo.
&SOC.TYPE Socials=You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.|$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.|You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.|$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.|$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.|You throw up yor handz in dizgust at yur losy typing skils.|$n couldn't type a period if there was only one key on the keyboard.
&SOC.WAVE Socials=You wave.|$n waves happily.|You wave goodbye to $N.|$n waves goodbye to $N.|$n waves goodbye to you. Have a good journey.|Are you going on adventures as well?|$n waves goodbye to $mself.
&SOC.WEDGIE Socials=You look around for someone to wedgie.|$n is looking around for someone to wedgie! Run!|You wedgie $M. Must be fun!|$n wedgies $N to the heavens.|$n wedgies you! Ouch!|You delight in pinning your underwear to the sky.|$n wedgies $mself and revels with glee.
&SOC.WHINE Socials=You whine like the great whiners of the century.|$n whines 'I want to be a god already. I need more hitpoints..I...'|You whine to $M like the great whiners of the century.|$n whines to $N 'I want to be an immortal already. I need more hp...I..'|$n whines to you 'I want to be an immortal already. I need more hp...I...'|You whine like the great whiners of the century.|$n whines 'I want to be a god already. I need more hitpoints..I...'
&SOC.WHIP Socials=You swish your whip around visciously. People better start behaving around here.|$n swishes her whip around dangerously. Better behave.|You whip $N until $E screams for mercy. That'll show 'em.|$n whips $N until $E screams for mercy. You could be next..|$n whips you until you beg for mercy. You should behave next time, or maybe not...|You whip yourself visciously. Enjoying it?|$n tries $e hand at self-flagellation. Kinky!
&SOC.WHISTLE Socials=You whistle appreciatively.|$n whistles appreciatively.|You whistle at the sight of $M.|$n whistles at the sight of $N.|$n whistles at the sight of you.|You whistle a little tune to yourself.|$n whistles a little tune to $mself.
&SOC.WIGGLE Socials=You wiggle your bottom.|$n wiggles $s bottom.|You wiggle your bottom toward $M.|$n wiggles $s bottom toward $N.|$n wiggles $s bottom toward you.|You wiggle about like a fish.|$n wiggles about like a fish.
&SOC.WINCE Socials=You wince. Ouch!|$n winces. Ouch!|You wince at $M.|$n winces at $N.|$n winces at you.|You wince at yourself. Ouch!|$n winces at $mself. Ouch!
&SOC.WINK Socials=You wink suggestively.|$n winks suggestively.|You wink suggestively at $N.|$n winks at $N.|$n winks suggestively at you.|You wink at yourself ?? - what are you up to ?|$n winks at $mself - something strange is going on...
&SOC.WISH Socials=You make a wish upon a star for a dream you have.|$n sighs... and makes a wish upon a shooting star.|You wish to be loved by $M.|$n wishes to be loved by $N.|$n wishes to be loved by you.|You wish for more attention.|$n wishes for more attention.
&SOC.WORSHIP Socials=You worship the powers that be.|$n worships the powers that be.|You drop to your knees in homage of $M.|$n prostrates $mself before $N.|$n believes you are all powerful.|You worship yourself.|$n worships $mself - ah, the conceitedness of it all.
&SOC.WRAP Socials=You wrap a present for your love.|$n wraps a present for someone special.|You wrap your legs around $M.|$n wraps $s legs around $N.|$n wraps $s legs around you. Wonder what's coming next?|You wrap yourself with some paper.|$n wraps $mself with some wrapping paper. Is it Christmas?
&SOC.YABBA Socials=YABBA-DABBA-DOO!|$n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'|You holler 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'|$n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'|$n hollers 'Hey $N -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'|YABBA-DABBA-DOO!|$n hollers 'Hey Wilma -- YABBA DABBA DOO!'
&SOC.YAHOO Socials=You do your best Han Solo impression.|$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, kid, that was one in a million!'|You do your best Han Solo impression.|$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'|$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $N, that was one in a million!'|You do your best Han Solo impression.|$n exclaims, 'YAHOO! Great shot, $n, that was one in a million!'
&SOC.YAWN Socials=You must be tired.|$n yawns.|You must be tired.|$n yawns at $N. Maybe you should let them go to bed?|$n yawns at you. Maybe $e wants you to go to bed with $m?|You must be tired.|$n yawns.
&SOC.YEEHAW Socials=You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'|$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'|You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'|$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'|$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'|You mount your white pony (?) and shout 'YEEEEEEEEEEHAW!'|$n mounts $s white pony (?) and shouts 'YEEEEHHHAAAAAAWWWW!'
&STARTUP Socials=@trigger me/do_set_fun_colour
@set Socials/STARTUP=no_command prefixmatch
&USE Socials=table(lcstr(edit(lattr(me/soc.*),SOC.,)),12,78)
@set Socials/USE=no_command prefixmatch

use Socials